(On an autumn day)
(Early morning)
(The players...)
(are on their way to work peacefully.)
(Mysterious men appear before their eyes.)
(Run!)
(Today is "Idol Star Athletics Championships" special.)
(Wasp Catcher)
(Moon Se Yoon, Intern Player)
(Among these guys,)
(there is Ha Sung Woon.)
(The first game is a relay race.)
(They have to overcome the obstacles...)
(and fight the water and wind.)
(Which team will win?)
(The second game is Talk with Your Body from Afar.)
(The presenter will run to the question spot,)
(and the rest will guess what he tries to say with his body.)
(It's too far away.)
(The presenter is here.)
(He doesn't even know if he got it right.)
(The third game is Slope Challenge.)
(While dancing,)
(when the light comes on, they have to go and ring the bell.)
Myung Hoon is running.
(I'm jealous that you're funny!)
(It made Su Geun jealous.)
(The funny games...)
(will be aired shortly.)
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(On a chilly autumn day)
(Today's secret opening takes place at a vast stadium.)
(The members are on their way to work.)
Hello.
(Yi Kyung and Hyuk came together.)
It's gotten so cold in two weeks.
What was that? Come on.
("Player Old Men Athletics Championships")
Hello, I am the sportscaster of...
"Player Old Men Athletics Championships",
Choi Sung Min.
I am with Seung Hee of OH MY GIRL...
and a commentator, Yun Yeo Chun. Hello.
- Hello. - It's good to see you.
I am a track and field commentator, Yun Yeo Chun.
Hello, I'm the cheerful lead vocalist of OH MY GIRL, Seung Hee.
She's so cheerful.
The game will begin...
as soon as they receive the baton.
We'll see which player will win the first game.
As we're speaking...
- Hello. It's gotten so cold. - Some players are here.
What are you doing? Hurry up.
We need to go quickly.
The waiting room is over there.
- Have you been well? - Pardon?
- Have you been well? - No.
- Why not? It's too cold? - It's too cold.
Did you eat your breakfast? It's so early now.
- Do you want some snacks? - Do you have some?
Snack...
(Here you go.)
Snack.
Snack...
- She took out something. - Snack.
- It begins... - Now.
The game has started.
The race has begun.
The second stage.
(What on earth...)
(is going on?)
(Just run for now.)
(The scary guys help them start the day.)
Who are those scary guys?
(They run because the guys chase them.)
- You should not be so relaxed. - This is unexpected.
He took off his jumper.
(Yi Kyung threw his jumper.)
(Don't come near me!)
They are running away.
(Lee Yi Kyung)
- They're running to the other side. - Yes.
My goodness.
(They are attracting more attention.)
Hyuk seems puzzled by this.
He doesn't have a clue of what's going on.
(These two players finally get on the correct lane.)
- My gosh. - He must run into the second part.
(Hyuk bolts to avoid any mishaps.)
(Why are they following only me?)
(What's the record of this intense race?)
We have the result!
I can't wait to find out the result.
First of all, Hyuk came in first.
Let's check the result.
Hyuk's record is 31.39 seconds.
And Yi Kyung's record is 32 seconds.
It looked like they were on the run during the race.
But you run the fastest when you're on the run.
- Is that so? - Yes.
Yi Kyung went out of the course.
He had to go around the course.
- So it took him 32 seconds. - Right.
Well, for now, we don't have other records to compare theirs with.
For the time being, Hyuk is in first place.
His record was 31.39 seconds.
We need to check the next player's result...
- to see if he was fast or not. - That's right.
(What was that?)
(Why aren't they chasing us?)
(They're done with their task.)
(Puzzled)
What was that?
(Don't make a fuss, and put on the microphone now.)
Shouldn't you put on your shoe first?
My shoe...
(He gave the scary guys...)
(his shoe earlier.)
(My shoe!)
We have been on this show for a while now.
But I can never get used to this.
Yi Kyung, that must be our theme today.
(They spot something.)
Is this for "Idol Star Athletics Championships "?
(This is why they had to run like crazy this morning.)
("Idol Star Athletics Championships")
(Today's them is "Idol Star Athletics Championships".)
(And today's location is...)
(Goyang Stadium.)
(We'll begin the show in earnest.)
- A car has arrived. - As we speak...
(The second player enters.)
It seems like another player has arrived.
- I wonder which player it is. - Hello.
- Hello. - Who is it?
(Jin Ho)
- It's Jin Ho. - This way.
- Jin Ho... - Let me guide you.
- and Yong Jin came in together. - Hello. You can go up this way.
(3rd player: Lee Jin Ho, 4th player: Lee Yong Jin)
These two players...
- are from Hwaseong. - Right.
And Yong Jin is wearing slippers.
- He's wearing slippers now. - Yes.
The weather has gotten cold all of a sudden today.
Did you have breakfast?
I brought some snacks for you. Why don't you eat some of this?
- Eat some snacks. - What's this?
Eat some snacks.
- Eat some snacks. - What's this?
Eat some snacks.
(He takes it since she hands it over.)
- He got it. - He grabbed it.
That means the race has started.
- What is this? - Have some snacks.
(What is that?)
(Screaming)
(Yong Jin catches on quickly, and Jin Ho is puzzled.)
The men are coming, and they are running.
- Here we go. - What's happening?
All right. The scary guys are running with them.
(They start running instinctively.)
For now...
- Jin Ho is leading now. - There you go.
He got on the right lane.
(Meanwhile, Yong Jin is off course.)
Jin Ho is pretty fast.
- Jin Ho got on the right lane. - He's unexpectedly fast.
- He's getting slapped though. - Look at him.
Jin Ho is very fast.
They are coming in.
(Hitting)
They finished the finish line.
What's their record?
(Impressed)
His record is 25 seconds.
And Yong Jin's record is 27.79 seconds.
We have the fastest record at last.
From the running form of Jin Ho,
I could tell that he took big strides.
He got on the correct lane from the start.
- He got on the correct lane. - He got on the correct lane.
So he didn't run on the outer lane at all.
Since he ran on the inner lane,
he finished the race in 25 seconds. The distance was shorter.
So he got the fastest record.
He used the jargon. "He ran on the inner lane."
(Don't forget who I am.)
(Frowning)
Why do you guys always do this in the morning?
(Sighing)
I'm about to pass out.
I really thought they were real thugs for a moment.
(They are getting off work in a good mood.)
I see another car coming into the parking lot.
I wonder which player it is.
Hello.
- Hello. - Let me tell you. It's Dong Hyun.
- Dong Hyun has arrived now. - The weather has gotten cold today.
Please go that way.
- By the way, I get the feeling... - Right.
- he might beat the scary guys up. - He might actually beat them.
Look at his face.
- He's a fighter, after all. - Right.
(Did he figure it out?)
Did you eat breakfast?
- Breakfast? No, I didn't. - Your voice sounds hoarse.
Do you want some citron tea?
(He turns it down instinctively.)
(I will turn down your rejection.)
- He got it. - He grabbed it.
The race has begun.
As we speak, the race has begun. All right.
- What is it? - What's that?
What's that? This is different from ours.
- What's that? - What is that?
- What's happening? - What is it?
- What is it? - Well, for now,
- I see a ghost. - Let's see.
- What's going on? - What is it?
(The drone ghost is threatening him from the sky.)
(Screaming)
(There are more coming.)
There's a crowd of dinosaurs.
He starts running now.
He still hasn't grasped the situation.
Dong Hyun is running.
(Are they chasing me? Or do they want to play with me?)
(Their gait is too adorable...)
(to threaten Dong Hyun.)
The dinosaurs are so slow.
They are so slow.
He has to take the inner lane.
- No, no. - He can't run on the outer lane.
Is it the curse of Yun Yeo Chun?
(Yeo Chun's secret choice was Dong Hyun.)
- He figured it out now. - He just figured it out.
He starts running, but it's already...
It's already too late.
(Dong Hyun finishes his walk. What's the record?)
He just passed the finish line. His record is 49.70 seconds.
His record is 49.70 seconds.
- He has the slowest record. - Right.
The dinosaurs are still coming down.
The dinosaurs just passed the entrance.
(Slow)
All right. They put in dinosaurs instead of the thugs this time.
- The dinosaurs are quite cute. - Right.
Watching them exit is funnier than the race.
They are trudging.
(Good job.)
Another player has arrived.
Two cars have entered the parking lot.
There are only two players left.
Only Su Geun and Je Seong remain.
Yeo Chun, you picked Su Geun as the member...
who's likely to win the race, didn't you?
According to him, he was a track and field athlete...
- until middle school. - Okay.
Believe it or not, he said he was.
Right now, Je Seong has...
a cup of coffee in his hands.
- He has coffee? - Hello.
- Hello. - Well, that's...
Did you have breakfast before you got your coffee?
You should drink it after a meal. Did you eat?
- No. - I prepared some snacks.
- Here are some snacks. - We don't need snacks.
We prepared some snacks.
- Snacks. Have some snacks. - I knew it by the way she talked.
- Here are some snacks. - She handed over the batons.
And they got the batons. They have the batons now.
The race has begun now.
- All right. - Let the race begin!
- They haven't figured it out yet. - Right.
- Here they come. - Je Seong started to run.
- Su Geun is fast. - They are fast.
- They are running for now. - Darn it!
(Running at full speed with coffee in his hand)
- Darn it. - I need to poop.
- They are in. Je Seong is fast too. - They are fast.
- They are fast. - They are fast.
- Let's go. - They are pretty good.
Je Seong will not let go of the coffee.
He's going to drop it.
- The dinosaur is fast. - He's fast.
(The dinosaurs are so slow.)
(What did you say?)
(Forget about slow dinosaurs earlier.)
(They've woken up now.)
(The dinosaur chases them beyond its physical limitations.)
(Screaming)
(Thanks to them, he picks up his speed.)
- He's fast. - He's fast.
- They are pretty good. - Let's go.
- Je Seong ran with the coffee. - Yes.
- But he didn't spill it at all. - No, he didn't.
- Su Geun. - I knew it.
- He's fast. - He passed the finish line.
(He comes in before the man with the coffee.)
Will Su Geun be able to break the record?
- He was very fast. - Yes, he was.
- His record is 28.69 seconds. - The microphone isn't important.
I'm about to poop right now.
There's a big gap from the first place.
His speed was fairly good.
But he didn't know what was going on...
before he started to run, so he had a late start.
However, compared to other members' running forms,
he had the fastest running form.
He said that he was a track and field athlete in middle school.
I think he might've been an athlete in elementary school.
You're not sure about middle school.
I was so surprised.
You might kill us if you do this when we're in our late 40s.
(They are getting old indeed.)
- Can't I go to the restroom first? - Why did we do this this morning?
- Hello. - Hello.
Why are you wearing the gear already?
- Your complexion looks much better. - Su Geun.
I almost pooped there.
(All the members have gathered.)
(There's one more car coming into the parking lot?)
- That's our guest. - Who is it?
Jong Min isn't joining us today, is he?
The members also have no idea who the guest is today.
- Who's the guest? - Let's check who it is!
(Can I get my hopes up?)
- First of all, he's very tall. - He's very tall.
Who is it?
(Who's this tall guest?)
He's getting off. Who is it?
- It's Moon Se Yoon. - It's gotten chilly this morning.
You think...
- I won't recognize you in a hoodie? - Who is it?
Who is it? I see. It's Se Yoon!
By the way, today's episode is about sports. Do you exercise?
It's Se Yoon.
(The intern is no exception.)
He's one of my best friends.
He'd rather die than run.
According to him, he's fat because of the muscles.
- Muscular fatso. - He said he's a muscular fatso.
- Muscular fatso. - Yes.
Did you eat breakfast?
No, so I ate it last night.
You know what? I prepared some snacks in case you got hungry.
(I like snacks.)
- Is it red bean jelly? - I'll give you some snacks.
- That's your snack. - He got it.
The race has begun.
- What is this? - What?
(It's our last chase!)
(It's a mix of the thugs and the dinosaurs.)
He hasn't grasped the situation yet.
- "What is this?" - He's confused.
"What's going on?"
- "Hold on." - He has to run.
(He starts running after fumbling for a while.)
Unexpectedly, he's quite fast!
- Look at his face. - His pants are falling down.
His pants are coming off.
(I got you, punk.)
- He's caught. - My goodness.
- They are so fast. - Look at that.
- His pants. Oh, no. - His pants!
(Moon Se Yoon)
They got him.
(They march zealously and forget about the course.)
What's going to happen to his record?
Which one of them is the thug?
Goodness.
Se Yoon looks like a thug the most among them.
(This monster leads the thugs and the dinosaurs.)
He resembles Zhu Bajie with the hoodie over his head.
- He passed the finish line. - He finished.
His record is 36.73 seconds.
But his record is faster than Dong Hyun's.
All right. With this result, Dong Hyun is placed last.
Goodness.
In my opinion, Se Yoon did...
better than I expected.
What do you think?
If his pants weren't coming down,
he could have shaken off his two arms.
But he had to hold his pants with his two hands,
so his upper body was twisting to the sides.
Because he had to run in that form, it didn't help his record.
I have a question.
If the pants were loose even for him,
I wonder how big the pants are.
Here's what I think. He's supposed to...
wear his pants higher.
But the pants were lowered, so they kept sliding down.
I think the pants for his waistline...
must be around 50.
This is too short.
This doesn't go around your waist?
Do you have one that Min Sang wore?
It won't work.
(This is not even enough.)
(You made me run this morning, and this is too short.)
You guys are amazing.
(He's loving his first commute to Player.)
We have finished the Morning Commute Race...
of the first "Player Old Men Athletics Championships".
Now, I will announce the result of the standings...
for the Morning Commute Race.
Eighth place goes to Dong Hyun...
with the record of 49.70 seconds.
Seventh place goes to Se Yoon...
with the record of 36.73 seconds.
I beat him.
Sixth place goes to Yi Kyung...
with the record of 32 seconds.
(6th place, Yi Kyung, 32 seconds)
(He was scared, but he ran pretty well.)
I thought you would do better.
Right. You were wearing slippers.
I had a lot of hardships.
Fifth place goes to Hyuk...
with the record of 31.39 seconds.
(He took big strides with his long legs.)
Fourth place goes to Je Seong with the record...
of 30.17 seconds.
(He ran fast while saving the coffee.)
You're a fast runner, Je Seong.
Well, I feel proud.
Third place goes to Su Geun with the record...
of 28.69 seconds.
(Hadn't it been for the late start, he would've been the fastest.)
Second places goes to Yong Jin with the record...
- of 27.79 seconds. - I had slippers on, by the way.
But I still won second place.
(Did you see my determination in slippers?)
First place goes to Jin Ho...
- with the record of 25 seconds. - Yong Jin and Jin Ho...
- Right. - Jin Ho.
As for the members with good standings of the race,
- we have prepared great benefits. - Really?
Had I known, I would've run faster.
All right. After you change into your uniforms,
we will begin with the opening ceremony.
(See you later.)
(They began their day with the puzzling race.)
(It's time to reveal the true identity of this competition.)
(It's not...)
(for idol stars.)
Hello, viewers of Player.
It's a festival of the world.
The very first episode...
of "Player Old Men Athletics Championships"...
in the auxiliary stadium of Goyang Stadium.
As it's our first year holding this competition,
the energy of the spectators is quite intense.
Right.
We have prepared a stadium that could be a match to the one used...
for "IAAF World Athletics Championships".
All right. The athletes will enter now.
(Under the scorching sunlight,)
(there's Won Bin with long hair.)
As we speak, the first athlete has entered the stadium.
He's the Messi of comedians.
Lee Su Geun has entered the stadium.
He does look very cool indeed.
(The master of performances)
He's the son of Hwaseong.
Lee Jin Ho is entering the stadium now.
Jae Choon, go get Kang Mo.
Hangang Constructions needs to get the bid before...
Manbo Constructions gets it.
Go get Kang Mo!
- What are you talking about? - Lee Kang Mo!
I'm Jo Pil Yeon!
Jin Ho just impersonated Jo Pil Yeon.
Do you know who that character is?
No, I don't know the character.
He's impersonating a character Jung Bo Seog played a long time ago.
(The villain character, Jo Pil Yeon)
He dressed up as the character no one knows about.
The next athlete, Hwang Je Seong, is entering now.
It's nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I work at the governmental office in Gyeonggi Province.
I'm Hwang Je Seong. I work at the Youth Department.
I'm a good friend of his.
Je Seong is often criticized for his over-the-top reactions.
- And he's doing that again now. - Yes, that's too much.
All right. It makes me wonder if he ripped the pants on purpose.
- His pants are ripped. - Look at him.
He's already trying to make us laugh with his slapstick comedy.
Goodness, Je Seong.
His pants are ripped.
- Je Seong. - Yes.
(I follow the bees wherever they are.)
He's the handsome guy on Player.
- Right. - Lee Yong Jin is coming in.
All right. Look at Yong Jin.
He's impersonating the famous Wasp Catcher.
As for Yong Jin,
from what I've heard, he has a lot of tricks.
I know him to be a very clever athlete.
- Gosh, he's running again. - My gosh.
That's the signature move of the Wasp Catcher.
Right.
I'm Jo Pil Yeon!
Here's the next athlete.
He's the ace member. Yi Kyung is walking in now.
Hello, my kids.
Yi Kyung has dressed up as the Origami Man.
- Fly it. - He's wearing a white frame.
By the way, he resembles the Origami Man.
(Strangely, they look exactly alike.)
I do see the resemblance.
I can see the resemblance.
("Bob Bob Dee Lala")
He's a rookie that's been garnering attention.
Hyuk is walking into the stadium now.
This athlete is known to be very disciplined.
Because of a rumor that there was something wrong with his body,
he had a very hard time with it.
- That's Bob. - Isn't that Bob?
(He transforms his hardships into his dance.)
- That's amazing. - He's letting it all go.
(Is he a dancing monkey?)
He looks like a monkey.
Are you a monkey or what?
He's the pioneer to have brought the UFC market to Korea.
Stun Gun Kim Dong Hyun is entering now.
He has mastered judo and mixed martial arts.
He's the first Korean UFC fighter...
to have won 10 matches.
When Dong Hyun got beaten up in the States,
a lot of people were sad about the loss.
He's the last athlete of the day.
Se Yoon is entering the stadium.
He dressed up as Joo Hyun.
That's the perfect role for him.
I never get sick of his impersonation of Joo Hyun.
(He's a spitting image of Joo Hyun.)
Look at his facial expression and gestures.
Every gesture he makes looks just like Joo Hyun's.
(Dancing)
I'm so excited.
(I'm excited thanks to the good weather, you punks.)
The weather is great.
All right. We will begin...
the very first episode...
of "Player Old Men Athletics Championships".
Before we proceed, you'll divide into teams.
Please take a look at the door in front of you.
Behind the door are the special athletes...
invited in order to participate in the championships.
Are these special athletes real idol stars?
Even we don't know who these special athletes are.
Depending on the special athletes you choose,
their standings will be greatly affected.
- That's right. - Right.
These special athletes may be a huge variable in this game.
In order to help you choose the special athletes,
we'll let you see the hands of these special athletes.
All right. Please draw the black curtain.
- At last... - At last, the black curtain is up.
- What's that? - "Hand of the Guest"?
(We'll reveal the method of selecting the special athletes.)
- All right. - Let me see your hand.
First of all, you can hold a short interview with the special athletes.
- Call out the number. - Your hand looks so delicate.
- And you can ask simple questions. - Number eight.
- Hold on. What about number four? - That hand belongs to a kid.
Isn't that a chicken foot?
- What is that? Look at number four. - My gosh.
Look at number four.
Looking at their hands,
I don't think they are idol stars. A few of them are not.
I know.
But I really can't tell just by looking at the hands.
Number 1 to 8, you'll play rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors
Number four!
Can you play scissors?
Number four, let me see your rock.
Number four, can you play scissors?
(No!)
You don't listen to people, do you?
- Did they put makeup on their hand? - I think so.
Jin Ho will choose first.
Please select two special athletes you want to make a team with.
Hangang Constructions...
needs number 4 and 8.
- Only then, I can beat Kang Mo. - All right.
- Number 4 and 8. - That's us.
Open the door and come on out.
(Whom do these hands belong to?)
(Who is number 4, the troublemaker?)
All right. Number four.
Okay!
He's KCM!
- Okay. - This is really...
KCM is an old man.
- In this case... - Okay.
It's like they've got a thousand troops.
- I like him. - This is amazing.
Number eight, please come on out.
(A nimble cloud, Ha Sung Woon)
- What is going on? - This is so cool.
- He's an idol artist. - Welcome.
He's Ha Sung Woon.
Right.
- This is such a strong team. - I know.
Who would be able to beat them?
Let's move on.
Number five seems confident.
- I agree. - Number two...
- and number 5. - Number 5.
Number 2 and 5.
Please. It has to be an athlete.
- Please. - Please be Seo Jang Hoon.
- Please. - It has to be good.
Look.
- It's Hong Jin Ho. - Jin Ho!
- Jin Ho! Jin Ho! - All right.
(Darn it.)
He seems excited.
- Hello. - He's a former professional gamer.
Now he's a professional poker player.
Number five.
(Who's number 5 Je Seong and Hyuk picked?)
- This isn't bad. - He isn't so bad.
It's a losing ticket.
What are you talking about? I like Myung Hoon.
Myung Hoon, you are the symbol of self-restraint.
- We'll pick number 6 and 7. - Number 6 and 7.
I wonder who they are.
They picked Nam Chang Hee.
Number seven should be good.
I can't wait to see him.
It's a losing ticket.
He's Kim Yong Myoung.
My goodness.
- We'll pick number 1 and 3. - Number 1 and 3.
Number one is coming out.
He's Woo Ji Won. This is unbelievable!
I can't believe this.
- Nice to meet you. - Hey.
- They must be grateful. - Hello.
I'm excited about number three.
Number three!
They picked Jang Su Won.
The 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th players of the Morning Commute Race...
are the leaders of each team.
Lee Jin Ho is the leader of Team Jin Ho.
And Lee Yong Jin, Lee Su Geun,
and Hwang Je Seong are the leaders.
Now we will begin the first event...
of "Player Old Men Athletics Championships".
Let's jump!
("Player Old Men Athletics Championships")
This is the first "Player Old Men Athletics Championships".
And this is the auxiliary stadium of Goyang Stadium.
The first event of "Player Old Men Athletics Championships" is...
the highlight of all track and field events,
a relay obstacle race.
It's a relay race.
It's not just a race.
The players have gone through all sorts of hardships.
We prepared this event to understand...
how they feel.
The track has three sections.
In Section One, they jump over the hurdles.
Then they go into the room ahead...
and run with a tool they get in the room.
- There's a room. - What is that?
- The room over there? - In Section Two,
two players run together like a tripod race...
going through bang snap traps and limbos.
Then they catch three water balloons...
in front of a huge fan.
Section Three is very simple.
Players wait on their knees and run.
You'd get pins and needles in your legs.
- That's right. - You might get a cramp.
- I know. - I want to wait on my knees.
- You do? - I want to kneel down.
- Okay. - I should get on my knees...
- Go wait on your knees. - and reflect on myself.
And we have amazing gifts today.
Please bring in the prize.
- What? Prize? - Where?
- What is it? - I want to win the prize.
Show us the prize.
Bring it in.
- There it is. - What is it?
- One... - What is that?
- Is it alive? - I think I saw it a little.
What is it?
Is it a neck pillow?
(Health food for the old men by the old men, and of the old men)
My gosh, it's matsutake mushroom.
Gosh, it's moving.
- What? - It's matsutake mushroom.
It's all-natural!
(What a nice surprise.)
- This is amazing. - It's natural matsutake mushroom.
This is unbelievable.
- I can't believe this. - It looks amazing.
(Let's not do this.)
We have amazing gifts for you.
This is Korean beef!
Look at the matsutake mushroom.
I'm 100 percent sure this is from Wan Island.
- Smell this. - You should move them.
The abalones are drying up.
The abalones are alive. They are moving.
The prize for the winning team of the relay obstacle race is...
The abalones are still alive.
It has arginine in it,
so it's good for men's sexual stamina. It's abalone.
- It will dry up. - It's still alive.
Look. It's alive. It's from Wan Island.
Keep them in the fridge.
It's alive, so we have to hurry.
It shouldn't be under the sunshine.
Decide the order...
and move to your position.
We have to keep them fresh.
It's important to come up with the good order.
That's right.
So you prepared the prizes for me, Jo Pil Yeon?
(Laughing)
He's doing a monodrama.
Right. It's Lee Jin Ho.
(A never-ending monodrama of Jo Pil Yeon)
That's enough.
- Do something about him. - Come here.
What is he doing alone?
You should talk to your team first.
This isn't just about a player's performance.
You should consider each player's quality...
and decide who plays what. That's the important part.
Sung Woon is the fast one here.
Sung Woon should be the first runner...
and take the lead in the first section.
This is hard. Do you know how to cross obstacles?
Stretch the front leg and move the other like this.
- I don't have to do that though. - I know.
(Just trust me.)
You run fast, so you should do this.
- You're the last runner. - Should I just run?
- After waiting on my knees? - Right. You just run.
- Get up and run. - Okay.
The last runner will run...
after waiting on their knees, right?
I think there will be many variables in this.
I guess those who do a lot of wrong things...
and apologize on bended knees will be good at this.
Those who regret their wrongdoings a lot...
should be the last winner.
- That's a clear-headed analysis. - That's sharp.
It's really sharp.
I think Myung Hoon has to be the last runner.
You should kneel down.
Myung Hoon is the most servile one among us.
So he kneels down a lot.
And he can get up a lot faster than us.
- I don't get a cramp. - Right?
- You don't get a cramp, do you? - I don't.
(Good. You can make a comeback with this.)
I can get up right away.
(I've had time for self-restraint for this.)
- Good. That was nice. - It looks really good.
(Jumping passionately)
(Running passionately)
My shoes are too heavy.
Is anyone wearing light shoes of 275mm?
Is he trying to set a new record or what?
Mr. Yun Yeo Chun.
Which team do you think will win the race?
I personally think...
Kim Dong Hyun is a heavy favorite.
And his team has special athletes like KCM...
and Ha Sung Woon who runs really fast.
Unless something comes up,
I think Team Jin Ho will win the race.
- That's my guess. - He's good.
He knows well.
The problem is the team leader, Jin Ho.
Players, please stop discussing...
and move to your position now.
Let's move.
- He's a bus driver. - Right. Let's move.
- Tourists should go that way. - Please move to your position.
("Player Old Men Athletics Championships")
The first event is a relay obstacle race.
All the athletes are ready now.
- Okay. - As I look around the track,
I notice a lot of unusual things.
In Section One, there are Ha Sung Woon, Kim Yong Myoung,
Lee Yi Kyung, and Hwang Je Seong.
They will jump over five hurdles and run.
I wonder if Je Seong will be able to finish the course.
- I'm worried. - Right. And this is unique.
In a relay race, the first and last runners are important.
- Right. - But in the last section,
there are Lee Jin Ho, Lee Yong Jin,
Woo Ji Won, and Chun Myung Hoon.
As far as I know, Jin Ho has put on a lot of weight.
- He gained weight? - Yes.
I don't understand why he's in the last section.
His knees would hurt a lot.
He's frowning already.
- Is he running with the gun? - He's the problem.
(They have great expectations about his performance.)
He's the problem.
All right. We will now begin the race.
The first runners are warming up.
For a fair match,
we have the international referee here.
- He's Ha Jun Soo. - The international referee?
He's Referee Ha Jun Soo.
Please line up at the starting line.
First runners.
- It's beginning. - It's starting now.
- Go, Ji Won! - Good luck!
- Go! - Go, Je Seong!
Go get them!
- Don't try too hard. - Our special athlete!
Good luck!
I can only see you, Je Seong.
(Section 1)
(Section 2)
(Section 3)
Let's begin.
- This is really tense. - Right.
Oh, no.
(Nervous)
Ready.
Oh no.
- The first runners have started. - Yong Myoung is fast!
He dropped the baton!
- The first runners have started. - Yong Myoung is fast!
What are you doing, Yong Myoung?
- He dropped the baton! - Did he drop the baton?
(Yong Myoung left the baton behind.)
- This is crazy. - Oh, no.
The first player dropped the baton.
There is already a big gap.
- There is a very big gap. - Okay.
- Okay. - Keep running!
Don't let your guard down.
(Je Seong jumps over the hurdle, seemingly unstable.)
What is that?
(What a mess.)
- Je Seong. - Je Seong fell over the hurdle.
- Yong Myoung dropped his baton, - Oh, no.
but he runs past Je Seong.
Je Seong...
is in last place right now.
Je Seong!
Gosh, we're so doomed.
Go, Yi Kyung.
- I knew it. - Sung Woon is in the lead.
He's very fast, but this is...
a relay obstacle race.
This section is the key.
What will they run with?
Let's see. Je Seong is still running.
He's going inside the room now.
Je Seong is going in.
What is this? Darn it!
- What is that? - Quickly.
- What is it? - It's here.
(Yong Myoung is here.)
Yong Myoung.
He has a hula-hoop.
He was unlucky to have picked a hula-hoop.
- Did he turn the tables? - What's going on?
- Wait. - Yong Myoung!
- It's here. - Why did he come out first?
Is it because he's doing a hula-hoop?
Why did he come out first?
(And next is...)
Je Seong.
(Je Seong is on a zebra.)
He picked a zebra.
(He's a snorkeling man.)
- Yi Kyung. - That's great.
- Yi Kyung. He chose a good one. - Who's that?
- He has flippers. - That's a great choice.
Yi Kyung, well done. It was a random choice.
Start with the foot on the outside.
1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2.
Where is my team member?
- This is... - Hurry up!
This won't move.
Give it a try. Push it hard.
(Lee Su Geun, Jang Su Won)
Hurry up.
(Su Geun and Su Won have arrived at the bang snap trap.)
- Gosh, it stings! - Gosh!
(They can feel the snaps at the bottom of their feet.)
(The second obstacle is limbo.)
It stings.
1, 2.
That's it.
Don't touch it.
I'm out. Good.
(Their perfect teamwork helped them go through at once.)
Okay.
- Tie it. - 1, 2.
- 1, 2. - 1, 2.
Come here quickly.
What's taking you so long?
Sung Woon came in first.
Okay, he's trying to speed up now.
Come quickly.
Okay.
- Let's go. - Let's go now.
- 1, 2. - 1, 2.
(Welcome to the field of bang snaps.)
(The tap-dance of friendship)
(Next customers come right in.)
- 1, 2. - 1, 2.
1, 2. All right.
Wait.
- Try again, Se Yoon. - Why?
- Why? - Your body shouldn't touch it.
Why?
- Those guys... - I can't do this.
They are stuck at limbo.
- Give it here. 1, 2, 3. - Start now.
- 1, 2. - 1, 2.
- 1, 2. Don't get scared. - 1, 2.
- 1, 2. - 1, 2.
(Screaming)
(It's finished.)
We're in trouble. I can't do it.
- Don't breathe. - It's limbo! My gosh.
- The first players... - Oh, it's here?
They are in a three-legged race.
Now, they need to save as many water balloons as possible.
- Is it here? - Three balloons at once.
Is it here?
(As soon as they stand still,)
(water balloons start pouring.)
(The wind is so strong that the baton flew away.)
(Beware of ink balloons.)
(Gosh.)
There's a strong wind.
It's Su Geun and Su Won.
They need to get three water balloons.
They will only pass then.
(The Won Bin wig stays in place despite the strong wind.)
(Bring it on, wind.)
(He seems to be regretting coming here.)
Start now.
- 1, 2. - 1, 2.
- Okay. 1, 2. Hurry up. - 1, 2.
The wind is so strong.
They need to save three balloons in this strong wind.
(The strong wind welcomes them.)
We got three.
(They manage to escape as soon as the other team comes.)
(Crying)
- What is this? - Put it down.
- What am I doing? - Baton.
One more.
(Let's enjoy it together.)
What is this?
How will the rest of the game unfold?
It's so fierce.
(The perfect trio of wind, ink, and newspaper)
Look at KCM and Dong Hyun.
It's like the rebellion of peasants.
- It's hard to catch the balloons. - It's hard.
It's hard to catch them as is,
and they can't open their eyes because of the strong wind.
(They can't see anything in this wind.)
Go now.
(Bye, my hat.)
My hat.
I have pins and needles in my legs.
Me too. It hurts.
I didn't know they would throw ink.
It went in my mouth.
(They are running, leaving footmarks.)
Which team is in the lead now?
(Team Su Geun is in the lead.)
You can do it!
Su Geun...
- This is so exhausting. - Su Geun.
- Su Geun and Su Won. - Su Geun and Su Won have passed...
- the water balloons section. - They are in the lead.
They are reaching the final section.
- You can take your time. - They look relaxed.
Because they are way in the lead...
- They are walking. - Hey, what are you doing?
They are confident that they will win.
They are relaxed.
Did it make you drink a lot of water?
(The stadium was cleaned after the shoot.)
- Okay. - Let's go.
(The peasants escape.)
(The rest of the players...)
(fell...)
(and tripped.)
Get up. Hyuk, Jin Ho!
Get up!
As we're speaking, Dong Hyun and KCM...
are running toward the final round.
- My legs hurt so much. - The last player.
Ji Won stood up and is warming up.
He should be running now,
but because they are way in the lead,
- he's taking his time. - He is.
- They aren't doing anything. - They shouldn't be so relaxed.
The second.
(Bring it on anytime.)
Kim Dong Hyun.
- Come on. - Jin Ho is running.
Jin Ho is running.
What is wrong? Do his legs hurt?
(What does it mean to have pins and needles?)
He has pins and needles. Woo Ji Won.
Ji Won.
- Ji Won. - Go.
Ji Won.
(Team Su Geun takes first place in the obstacle relay race.)
Ji Won.
- Ji Won went in first. - I lost.
(Team Jin Ho came second.)
- Run. - There's no point.
You should do your best.
(The last player of Team Yong Jin runs.)
(It still feels good to run.)
There is a team that still hasn't...
passed the baton to the last player.
You're lifting it too high. Don't lift it too high.
We can't catch anything.
[VIU Ver] tvN E15 'Player' "Player Old Men Athletics Championships" -♥ Ruo Xi ♥-
(Guys...)
Where are our team members?
(How long should I wait for you?)
(Just a little more.)
- 1, 2. - 1, 2.
He's still reflecting on himself.
What are you doing here?
He did nothing wrong, but he's reflecting on himself.
(Look at them.)
(Worn out)
What happened to you?
(They have barely managed to survive.)
It's Team Je Seong.
Yong Jin.
- Hyuk, Jin Ho. - What are you going to do?
Hey.
Myung Hoon didn't do anything wrong.
- Last player. - Myung Hoon has finally got it.
For now...
(I can still run!)
He's quick.
He's stooping slightly.
He should show us something.
He's running. Yong Jin might lose. He was taking his time.
(He goes right in after teasing Myung Hoon.)
Yong Jin comes in third.
(Sad)
- It was so fierce. - It was.
We'll tell you the results.
- Team Je Seong came last. - They did.
They came in fourth.
Everyone can see that.
The winner of the first game.
Team Su Geun receives...
- abalones. - Yes!
Congratulations.
(Team Su Geun receives abalones.)
We're the best.
(Relay Obstacle Race, Team Su Geun, Team Jin Ho,)
(Team Yong Jin, Team Je Seong)
(The second game of "Player Old Men Athletics Championships")
The first "Player Old Men Athletics Championships".
We're at the auxiliary stadium of Goyang Stadium.
(Smiling)
- What was that? - Water comes out when you laugh.
- I didn't laugh. - It still comes out.
What? This is...
"Player Old Men Athletics Championships".
The second game is Talk with Your Body from Afar.
Not all old guys have bad sight.
This game has been selected...
to prove it in this event.
The rules are what you know,
but we've put them apart a little further.
The presenter runs to the other side...
along the track.
They will try to explain the keyword with their body at the spot...
and the rest of the team members will guess the answer.
We aren't Mongolians. How are we supposed to see that?
How far are they apart?
I think it's around 150m.
- Come on. - It's like 300m.
I heard there's an amazing prize.
This item prevents hyperlipidemia, heart disease,
and arteriosclerosis. It's also an antioxidant.
They're matsutake mushrooms.
(They're motivated.)
- Okay! - Okay!
- Matsutake mushrooms! - That's great!
- We must win! - Matsutake mushrooms!
We'll start with the team that won the first match.
Team Su Geun will go first.
- Good luck! - Yes!
- Woo Ji Won! - Woo Ji Won!
I believe Ji Won will be giving the question.
How fast you arrive...
at the destination is crucial.
All right, we'll begin. Get ready.
(Shouting)
(They successfully perform a slapstick.)
- I knew it. - They planned that.
Su Geun's known for his slapsticks.
The match has begun.
Ji Won is running...
with all his might.
- Good job! - Woo Ji Won!
How could he run with that on his back?
Take it easy!
- Look at his legs. - You're so quick!
He looks like a giraffe running across the Serengeti.
- He's really fast. - He's keeping his pace...
throughout the distance.
Ji Won looks so small.
(He's already very far away.)
He's too far away.
He must be exhausted.
He doesn't look tired at all.
He's arrived.
Here comes the first question.
(Tarzan)
(Sighing)
- I can't see him. - I can't see him either.
He's not doing anything.
Why does he need to go that far?
The pole is blocking my sight.
- Basketball. - Is he even visible?
- Seo Jang Hoon. - This is too hard.
- How are we supposed to guess it? - Three-pointer.
- 3-pointer? - A free throw.
We have no idea either.
- This one's too hard. - He's flabbergasted.
- A push stick! - Make big movements!
- What is going on? - I can't see him.
He's not moving.
He's wearing black, so I can't see his legs.
He isn't frozen right now.
(I can't do this.)
- They can't see him. - Should we just move on?
Next question!
(Batman)
Batman.
- Batman. - You're right.
- No way. - You could see that?
(Does anyone else see Batman?)
Yi Kyung has great eyesight.
He's wearing black, so I can't see his legs.
- Golf. - Golf.
(Drunken martial arts)
He has great eyesight.
- Hey. - Shaolin temple.
- What is that? - Drunken martial arts.
That's it!
How did you get that right?
- What's up with Yi Kyung? - How was that possible?
(Dinosaur)
Ji Won looks...
slightly irritated.
Hurry up!
He's quite irritated.
What is this?
What? How am I supposed to imitate a dinosaur?
- Swimming. - Freestyle swimming.
Freestyle swimming.
- Dolphin. - How do I do it?
- Shark. - Freestyle swimming.
- Su Geun-style swimming. - Excavator.
- Shark. - There's not much time.
Is this the end?
He says that he has no idea.
- He showed them an X. - What is that?
"X-Men".
Dinosaur.
- Dinosaur? - No way!
That's a dinosaur?
What was that?
They got three questions right.
Here comes the next team.
Team Jin Ho is getting prepared.
KCM from their team...
- will go. - I'm watching you.
(He's singing with all his heart.)
Team Su Geun only got three questions right,
so Team Jin Ho could turn the tables.
You will have three minutes.
Get ready.
(They look determined.)
(KCM runs.)
KCM is running.
He's as quick as Ji Won.
He runs so hilariously.
People like him...
How much time has passed?
- It's been 20 seconds. - It's been 20 seconds.
10 seconds? He's quick.
He looks a bit tired.
He does look exhausted.
He needs to start right away.
Here he goes.
What is that?
I can't see anything.
The pink outfit makes it worse.
- It's like this. - I have good eyesight.
(What is that?)
Seal.
- You're right. - Seal.
They got the first question right.
(Tug-of-war)
Tug-of-war.
They got the second question right.
(Hip-hop)
- Dancing. - Hyun Jin Young.
- Hyun Jin Young GO. - It's this.
- Hyun Jin Young. - GO.
- They said, "Hyun Jin Young". - Basketball.
- Again. - KCM is struggling.
Left foot first or right foot first?
(He's doing his best.)
- Hip-hop. - Cheering.
Hip-hop is correct.
- You got it right. - It's hip-hop.
What? I know this.
- It's this. - Physical beauty.
- Lifting weights. - Bodybuilding.
- What is that? - Bodybuilder.
You're correct.
(He moves onto the next question.)
- Race walking. - Correct.
- You got it? - Yes.
He shouldn't step down. It's cheating.
- Can he step down? - He stepped outside.
He stepped outside.
- Okay. - What is he doing?
- What is that? - Selfie.
- Lee Jung Hyun. - Selfie.
Taking a selfie.
- Telescope? - Again.
- Again. - What is that?
Echo?
What do you call this?
- Let's pass. - What is that?
- Ceremony? - Pass.
Let's move on.
Ceremony?
- Charlie Chaplin. - Correct.
What's gotten into you?
- You have six seconds left. - Skating.
- Short-track speed skating. - Short-track speed skating.
- All right. - Jin Ho is on a roll!
- This one's easy. - You have five seconds.
- Jump rope. - Doing jump rope fast.
- That's correct. - He got it.
- Hey! - The match is over.
- You got eight questions right. - Okay!
(Team Jin Ho gets 8 questions right.)
Team Jin Ho got eight questions right.
The official result is out.
It has been confirmed...
that Team Jin Ho got six questions right.
- That is the final result. - Nice!
The questions KCM gave out...
outside the platform don't count.
So they got six questions right.
Right. Why would they have prepared the platform then?
- Good work. - We got six questions.
- What? - We got six questions.
Good work.
("Player Old Men Athletics Championships")
(Talk with Your Body from Afar)
(Team Jin Ho, Team Su Geun, Team Je Seong)
("Player Old Men Athletics Championships")
One last team remains.
- It's Team Yong Jin. - Let's do it!
- He'll take a long time. - The one giving the question...
- It'll take him ages to get there. - is Se Yoon.
How will he get there?
The most crucial part here is whether or not Se Yoon can run...
150m to that location.
(He shows off his flexibility.)
That's great.
- That's great. - He's flexible.
He's flexible.
Se Yoon, the record doesn't matter.
- Right. - Just get there.
I might take some time.
- I'll explain using my senses. - Okay.
Se Yoon, I want to see you run at full speed...
for the first and the last time.
Me too.
In the beginning, I'll take it slowly.
- Then I'll dash. - Okay.
Let's begin.
- Hurry up. - Get ready.
(Startled)
Se Yoon sets out.
(His speed surprises everyone.)
He's quicker than we thought!
- He's quicker than KCM, I believe! - He's fast.
- All right. - He looks like a cow.
He's so cute!
- He looks tired. - He's dizzy.
- Come on. - 30 seconds have already passed.
- He's there. - He's arrived.
The real game will begin now.
- He's panting. - Here he begins.
- He stepped down. - He stepped down.
- You shouldn't step down. - Move on to the next one.
- No. - Cow fight.
Cow fight!
- Bullfight. - Cow fight.
- Bullfight. - Cowboy.
- Yes! - He's good.
He is.
(Worm)
What is that?
Shark.
- The questions... - Baby shark.
- are easy. - Belly dancing.
Belly dancing.
Tadpole.
- Worm. - Correct.
- Okay! - Worm is the right answer.
- Isn't that a tadpole? - Crocodile.
(Is that a crocodile?)
Hippo.
- Man in a barrel. - Man in a barrel.
- Correct. - Man in a barrel.
- Okay. - This one's a bit hard.
(Collar)
(They're not frozen.)
- What is that? - Cocktail.
- Bartender. - Fighting.
Collar?
- Correct. - Correct.
They got that right?
Hold on, I can't see.
- Violin. - Correct.
(Dunk shoot)
- What is that? - Will they get it right?
- Basketball. - Basketball.
- Dunk shoot. - Correct.
- What is that? - That's it.
That's it! B-boying.
(It's going really quickly.)
B-boying.
He's good.
He should step back.
- "Growl". - "Growl".
- EXO. - EXO.
King Kong, chimpanzee, orangutan.
- Gorilla. - Orangutan.
- Orangutan. - Gorilla.
- They didn't say that one thing. - They've said everything.
- You missed one. - Chimpanzee.
- It's that one. - They said one more.
- Monkey. - Correct.
- You're right! - Time's up.
Wait, it's not that?
How many did they get right?
- They got 8 right. - We got 8 right!
- 8 questions! - They got 8 questions.
Team Yong Jin receives...
matsutake mushrooms.
Congratulations.
All right!
Is gang fighting one of the categories? Let's do it.
The second match is over.
The players may move to the next location.
(The day is headed towards the climax.)
What kind of game requires a neck pad?
- What is this? - Don't underestimate us.
- Where is Kang Mo? - What?
(Here comes the third round.)
(What kind of place is this?)
I can't believe you guys made this. You're all amazing.
This is the last match of "Player Old Men Athletics Championships".
It's the Slope Challenge.
We prepared this category to show our gratitude...
toward old men who climb up...
dangerous and steep hills.
Let me explain about this match.
Koreans may not be familiar with this game,
but in the States, they have professional matches.
- Really? - Does this game really exist?
What kind of sport is this?
It's a challenge game.
(He's joking.)
All right, let me explain the rules.
On the top of the 4m stairs, there are 4 buttons and a bell.
When the match begins, the buttons will light up one by one.
Climb toward the button that lights up...
and ring the bell to gain a point.
Two teams will participate at once.
The team that obtains two points first wins.
The last two remaining teams will compete to become the final winner.
Mr. Yun.
What is the prize for this last round?
It's a Korean beef gift set.
You all know that Korean beef is the best.
We don't need abalone. Korean beef is the best.
- Everyone is excited. - Korean beef is the best.
All right, then. Let us begin.
First round will be...
between Team Su Geun and Team Jin Ho.
This is like the final play-off.
Please wear your mouthpieces.
(Is that necessary?)
Be careful not to trip down the stairs.
(He's used to it.)
It suits Dong Hyun.
When it comes to mouthpieces,
Dong Hyun has worn many.
Could you explain to us how to wear one?
There are some people who don't know how. Tell us how.
Just grab it,
put it in your mouth, and close your mouth.
(Grab, insert, and close.)
- Really? - That was simple.
There are no special tips.
Just like this.
He lost many in the States.
He lost many in the States?
How could you say that?
Please go inside.
(The players enter.)
- This is insane. - It's very slippery.
We don't know which button will light up.
This is the first preliminary round.
It's Team Jin Ho versus Team Su Geun.
It's Team Su Geun versus Team Jin Ho.
- Our physiques are too different. - These two should be separated.
- The music is playing. - It's dancing time.
It's time to loosen up. Loosen up, everyone.
(They need to keep an eye on the buttons.)
(It's slippery, so they need to watch out.)
It's slippery.
Watch carefully.
They're keeping each other in check.
- There! - The light turned on!
(The light on the left side turns on.)
Here they go!
(KCM is in the lead.)
- KCM is quick! - Grab him!
- He caught KCM! - It's a domino effect!
(Sung Woon dashes toward the bell.)
(Slipping)
(Sung Woon gains a point.)
- Ha Sung Woon! - He's so good.
Is he Spider-Man or what?
Sung Woon obtained a point.
- Is he Spider-Man or what? - He's light and quick.
- You're right. - You're so quick.
You're so good.
- He came from behind. - He was quick.
He was so fast.
He was nimble.
- He was quick. - He's good.
Here comes the next match.
They need to get two points first.
The score is 1 to 0. Team Jin Ho is in the lead.
Please give us the music for the second match!
- KCM, KCM! - KCM, KCM!
KCM, you can do it!
(He's into the music.)
- Goodness. - They're dancing.
Ha Sung Woon! Ha Sung Woon!
(Those watching them are also dancing.)
- Hey, hey, hey! - Run, run!
(The light turns on the left.)
(Ji Won takes care of Sung Woon.)
Yi Kyung, Yi Kyung.
(While Sung Woon is caught, Yi Kyung sets out first.)
(Running)
Yi Kyung, Yi Kyung.
(He lets go of the bell.)
He dropped the bell.
(Who will take the bell?)
- Yi Kyung! - He dropped it!
He dropped it!
- He dropped it! - Bring it up!
- Bring it up! - He dropped it!
- He needs to bring it up! - Bring it up!
- No! - Go up!
(Su Won obtains a point.)
He rang the bell.
(Jun Soo, the judge, acknowledges it.)
- Jun Soo acknowledged it. - What happened?
- Yi Kyung dropped the bell. - They got it?
But Su Won picked it up and went back up.
- Right. - This is also called...
"picking up".
- Nice. - Great job, Su Won.
Currently, each team obtained...
- a point. - Good luck!
Now,
- I dropped it. - this is the final match.
Whichever team wins will go up to the finals.
Which team will win?
Good luck!
Please give us the music!
KCM!
(The third round begins.)
(His dance moves are a mess.)
(Ji Won has his eye on Sung Woon.)
(He does the chicken dance.)
(Excited)
Ji Won has his eye on Sung Woon.
There!
(Ji Won falls behind while dancing.)
(Floundering)
There it is!
- Ji Won missed him! - Sung Woon is going!
(Running)
- No! - Sung Woon is running!
We did it!
All right.
Sung Woon...
obtained two points.
Team Jin Ho wins!
Good work.
- Good work, Sung Woon! - He's so quick.
- My gosh. - He's so quick.
Sung Woon was amazing.
He's the ace of the team.
He was very nimble.
- He was good. - I thought...
he had a booster.
Let's start the next match for Group B.
It's Team Yong Jin versus...
Team Je Seong.
Je Seong has already begun...
warming up.
You go first.
(Falling)
- Good slapstick comedy, Jin Ho! - Look at Jin Ho.
That was nice.
- That was nice! - That was nice!
- That was nice. - Hey!
He and I went to the same high school
- He's... - Nice!
Don't do that. Don't do such things.
He's humiliating our school.
(He performs another slapstick comedy.)
Myung Hoon doesn't want to lose.
- Don't do that. - Don't.
- But... - Look at Jin Ho.
Look at Je Seong.
(He perform a slapstick comedy as well.)
Gosh, Je Seong.
(Is this how the game should be?)
Come on, everyone.
- We haven't begun yet. - Hold on.
Stay still. Stop.
All right, we will begin now.
- Please give us the music. - Jin Ho, come here.
- Come here. - Hey.
(They recognize the song.)
(This guy is especially excited.)
Shake your body!
(They show off their dirty moves.)
- What's wrong with you guys? - Do a love shot.
(Things seem more hectic than during the previous match.)
All right. What's with this group?
Over there!
The light turned on! Hyuk!
Yong Myoung and Hyuk fell down!
Myung Hoon is on his way.
What's Se Yoon doing?
Je Seong is setting out.
(Se Yoon is like the chief gatekeeper.)
Look at Se Yoon.
Who is that?
- Who is that? - It's Yong Myoung!
It's Yong Myoung!
Where are you going, Yong Myoung?
That's the wrong place!
He fell.
- Get up! - Who was that?
- What's going on? - He went to the wrong one.
He went for the wrong bell.
You should've gone to the one that lighted up.
- Go up! - The match hasn't ended yet.
He went up to the wrong place and rang the bell.
Here he goes.
Hyuk is on his way.
(Here comes the snowman.)
Will he succeed?
(Yong Myoung grabs him.)
- Goodness. - He got caught.
- Yong Myoung. - Why are you doing this?
(They both go down.)
- Yong Myoung. He got caught. - Yong Myoung.
- Goodness. - Come on!
- Wait a minute. - Go up.
(Jin Ho is climbing slowly.)
- This is fascinating. - It's tiring.
They need to both defend and attack.
- There's a player from each team. - Yong Myoung is going up.
Yong Myoung is climbing up.
Hyuk got him.
- Myung Hoon is on his way. - Go up!
- He's acting smart. - Catch him!
- He's grabbing onto the wall. - Catch him!
- He's smart. - He's climbing up.
- All right. - He's almost there.
- He's almost there. - Myung Hoon!
- He got it! - He got it!
(Myung Hoon gains a point.)
All right.
Team Je Seong obtained a point.
It's quite steep.
(This is his celebratory performance.)
What was that?
(Clapping)
- Myung Hoon. - Myung Hoon.
He rang the bell and also made us laugh out loud.
Let me analyze how the game went in the first round.
Se Yoon did not...
go up a single step.
Let's take a look at Se Yoon's position.
- He's more like a defender. - Right.
- That must be his strategy. - Right.
The funniest part of this round...
was how Yong Myoung rang the bell...
at the wrong place.
- Goodness. - Hyuk.
- Why is it so sweet? - It's sweet. Is it edible?
Can we eat this?
- I think they added sugar. - I know.
(We only use edible glycerine.)
All right. We'll move on to the second round for Group B.
- Team Je Seong earned one point. - Right.
If they earn one more point, they'll move on to the finals.
Let's go, Se Yoon.
How would Team Yong Jin play for this round?
Please start the music.
(Start the music.)
(This happiness won't stop)
All right. Sung Woon, there you go.
(They're about to dance.)
Shake your bodies.
(An idol singer who made his debut 24 years ago)
(Chang Hee is just excited to dance.)
(Sung Woon is an actual idol singer.)
Jump, jump.
(Pull me, baby)
(Feeling so energetic)
There you go.
Let's go!
(The light is on.)
- The light is on. - It's on.
- Which one is it? - Goodness.
- They are climbing up. - Goodness.
- Yong Jin's pulling Jin Ho down. - Look at Chang Hee and Jin Ho.
They are in love.
("Love Scenario")
What on earth is this?
(Chaotic)
- Hurry up. - You go up there.
What's that?
Look at Se Yoon's shorts.
- Se Yoon's shorts are coming down. - He's doing the arm-bar.
(He doesn't care about winning. He just wants to bully Yong Jin.)
- Nobody is going up the stairs. - You're doing the arm-bar!
Two of them are going up.
They're going up also.
Who is going up first? Is it Jin Ho or Chang Hee?
Jin Ho's being pulled down.
Look at Yong Myoung. He's climbing up.
There you go, Yong Myoung.
Myung Hoon is right after him.
Myung Hoon is pulling him down.
(Sinking into the abyss)
My goodness.
(But the audience is having fun.)
- Je Seong is going for it. - Je Seong...
Je Seong is going for it.
Is Je Seong a snowman or what?
(Chang Hee is following after Je Seong,)
(but he's out.)
- Je Seong is up there. - He's climbing up.
- Je Seong! - He's at the top already.
It's Je Seong!
(Je Seong survived and earned a point.)
(Overwhelmed)
Gosh, we won! You fools!
- Gosh. - He looks so stupid.
Je Seong just kept going for it.
- Nobody stopped him. - Right.
Look at his shorts.
Somebody pulled Se Yoon's shorts down.
- I'm a father of two. - What?
I showed my underwear when I'm a father of two kids.
He said he showed his underwear when he has two kids.
Somebody took his shorts off.
All right. Team Je Seong scored two points.
- They got two points first. - Right.
Team Je Seong gets to play in the final round.
But you know what? Se Yoon said that...
he would kill Je Seong when he comes down.
Come here!
(An apology for Se Yoon, bobsleigh)
Bobsleigh.
- 3, 2, 1. - 3, 2, 1.
He sets off.
(Launching)
- Punish him. - Nobody's helping him.
Punish him for showing no sportsmanship.
- Punish him. - Don't let him run away.
All right. We'll move on to the final round.
It's Team Jin Ho versus Team Je Seong.
It all depends on how you...
block Sung Woon for this round.
That would decide the match.
Let's see who is going to win the final round.
Start the music, please.
Everyone, warm up your bodies.
(Warm up your bodies.)
(Innocent)
"Somebody do it".
(Playing instrument as if he's possessed)
(Hyuk is blocking Sung Woon already.)
They are already having a fight.
Gosh, Hyuk and Sung Woon are having a tough match.
(Dancing)
(I'm just tempting you)
(Somebody do it)
The light is on!
- The light is on. - The light on the left is on.
Jin Ho and Je Seong are blocking each other.
They are struggling together.
Jin Ho's blocking KCM first.
- Look at Sung Woon. - Look out for Myung Hoon.
Sung Woon is trying to go up.
You have to stop Sung Woon!
(Sung Woon pulls Jin Ho down.)
Jin Ho has been pulled down.
(Inkling)
Somebody has to stop Myung Hoon!
(Sung Woon jumps at Myung Hoon to pull him down.)
Sung Woon stops Myung Hoon from going up.
Who's going to win this round?
(Hyuk gets pulled down too.)
My goodness, the light...
(Bursting into laughter)
The light...
The light is on at a different spot.
- The spot has changed. - It's on a different spot now.
(Myung Hoon sees his chance and runs toward the light.)
The light is on a different spot.
- The light's on a different spot. - Look at Myung Hoon.
Hyuk stops him.
- What kind of game is this? - Look out for him.
KCM isn't going toward the right direction.
Look at Jin Ho.
Nobody's after Jin Ho for now.
What is KCM doing?
- KCM and Jin Ho. - Somebody go and get him.
Get him!
Jin Ho rang the bell!
(Jin Ho earned a point.)
Team Jin Ho won.
(Team Jin Ho is leading by 1 point.)
You two can come down now.
He's doing the ceremony.
(Sliding down)
(Everyone at the broadcasting booth can tell...)
(how painful it must be.)
(This is KCM's ceremony.)
(Coming down in an elegant way)
- KCM. - That was perfect.
I'd give 10 out of 10 points.
All right. Let's keep going.
Please start the music for the second round.
Look at Je Seong.
Gosh, Je Seong.
He's doing the choreography in the middle of the game.
(Je Seong's showing his sexy dance moves alone.)
(They are so into this song.)
(We are crazy)
What's with Team Yong Jin?
(Blowing whistle)
(The light on the left side is on.)
- The light is on. - The light is on, everyone.
Pull him down.
Jin Ho was going up.
- But he's being stopped. - He couldn't stop Jin Ho.
- Nobody stopped Jin Ho. - Jin Ho's going up.
- Let's go! - Go, Jin Ho.
Jin Ho!
- The light's on a different spot. - The light's on the right side.
- The light's on a different spot. - It's on a different spot now.
It's on the other side. Myung Hoon's going for it.
- Myung Hoon's running toward it. - Is that a microphone?
(Microphone)
That's his microphone.
(Myung Hoon falls down as he checks his microphone.)
- All right. - Look at Sung Woon.
- Myung Hoon, keep running! - Sung Woon the ace is going for it.
KCM and Sung Woon are climbing up together.
If they get it first, they are going to win this round.
- Hyuk! - Look at Hyuk.
- Hyuk. - Goodness.
(Hyuk gets pulled down by Sung Woon.)
- The light's on a different spot. - It's on the other side.
I'm so jealous!
(Lee Jin Ho's keeping his eye on Je Seong.)
(Hong Jin Ho is going up while they're fighting.)
I'm so jealous of Je Seong.
Every camera was on him.
Is Hong Jin Ho going up?
- Jin Ho's going up. - Dong Hyun's stopping him.
It's his chance to finish the game.
- He's the only one who's up there. - He's at the top now.
- The light's on the other side. - It's on the other side.
- It's on a different spot. - On the other side.
Hyuk is going for it.
- Hyuk! - Hyuk is going for it.
- Hyuk rang the bell! - He rang the bell.
(Exhausted)
- It's the final round. - They're equally good at this.
This means Team Je Seong just scored one point.
- It's 1 to 1. It's a tie. - Right.
- The final round. - This will be the last round.
Whoever wins this match wins the game.
The final round to play for the Korean beef set.
- Please start the music. - Hip-hop.
- Hip-hop. - Let's go.
(The last round starts with the old hip-hop song.)
Let's go!
(This is old hip-hop.)
(Pure ecstasy)
(Everyone's so into dancing.)
(The light on the right side is on.)
(Where?)
- They are running toward it. - The light is on.
- Look at Sung Woon. - Sung Woon!
(Will Sung Woon get to ring the bell?)
(But the light got off right after he got on top.)
- The light's off. - It's on the other side.
On the other side.
- It's on the other side. - The light's on a different spot.
It's on a different spot.
(The light on the left side is on now.)
Why does the light change its spot when Sung Woon goes up?
(Jin Ho is climbing up to score for the last round.)
(Would Team Jin Ho achieve their victory?)
(It's too early to give up.)
Why does the light change its spot when Sung Woon goes up?
- Jin Ho's up there. - Goodness.
Jin Ho!
You have to grab it before the light gets changed.
- He hasn't grabbed the bell yet. - Ring the bell!
It seems like he's waiting for Je Seong.
(The old man knows that he's going to lose, but he's still going up.)
- Jin Ho's waiting for Je Seong. - The spot will change again.
- He can't go up. - Dong Hyun pulls him down.
How did he go up there?
(Jin Ho earns a point.)
- He just rang the bell. - That's all for this round.
Team Jin Ho won!
Congratulations.
(Team Jin Ho gets the Korean beef set.)
This would be Jin Ho's last ceremony.
(Screaming)
(He makes everybody laugh until the end.)
He's funny until the end.
That's all for "Player Old Men Athletics Championships".
Team Jin Ho won the last game.
The team that will take the Korean beef set...
- is Team Jin Ho. Congratulations. - Yes!
- Congratulations. - Congratulations.
(Falling down)
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(Next week)
(Silent night)
(Somebody's waking the players up.)
("Live and Enjoy Together")
(With the guests who are full of excitement)
(The globally famous star MC)
(Old school quiz)
(As the players get the answers,)
(they get to know more about Jin Ho's secrets.)
(Don't miss the fun where the guests give wrong answers.)
(Overcoming all types of traps in the question)
(Who would get the right answer?)
(The final game)
(Eat the waffle...)
(using your toes.)
(They're all trying hard to eat the waffle.)
We just have to overcome the last obstacle.
(They are fighting against their own bodies.)
(Who is going to get the waffle with their toes?)
(To be continued next week)
("Forever Love" by YOUNGJAE)